Throwaway Rap Punchlines – Musings From Milwaukee

Throwaway Rap Punchlines #24

In Mexico, second trip for COVID-19 protection–vaccine dos.

I wear a watch on my belt so I can waist time.

I pop up with full command of the mic – call me kernel.

I’m in full command of my snacking habits – call me popcorn colonel.

I crushed three boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch today – call me cereal killer.

Earning money from my intelligence, I make dollars and sense.

I murder rappers with my rhymes – call me a ghostwriter.

I run with the beat like a stallion until I ain’t got no voice – call me a horse rapper.

I got a new procedure for fixing broken bones – call that a cast system.

I punch the clock like I’m Stan Burrell – call that hammer time.

I’ma come and destroy all your dough like a yeast infection.