I got a new procedure for fixing broken bones – call that a cast system.
Justin Timberlake | “Supplies”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*catches breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is a joke, right?
Album Review: Corrosion of Conformity | ‘No Cross No Crown’
Wrote about the new C.O.C. record over at Spectrum Culture.
It’s a solid record, especially given that comes 3.5 decades into their career.
If you like the Pepper Keenan-era stuff, then check it out.
Throwaway Rap Punchlines #16
I punch the clock like I’m Stan Burrell – call that hammer time.
Carrie Underwood feat. Ludacris | “The Champion”
So yeah, this happened.
The queen of country finally decided to make a bland Top 40 pop song with even blander lyrics (“I’m a fighter like Rocky/ Put you flat on your back like Ali”). The premier vocalist of this generation is utterly wasted on this pap.
And Luda? He fucking does the each-letter-stand-for-X thing for his verse (“The ‘I’ is for integrity, innovative career”). Also a waste of talent. Goddammit.
Not even a Patriots-less Super Bowl can justify this vapidity.
Throwaway Rap Punchlines #15
I’ma come and destroy all your dough like a yeast infection.
Throwaway Rap Punchlines #14
I’m killing people while nauseous – violently ill.
Throwaway Rap Punchlines #13
Found a doe in a downpour – call that raindeer
Throwaway Rap Punchlines #12
I’m with my step-brother in secret – Loki.
Throwaway Rap Punchlines #11
I lord over these woods – call me reign deer.